About Me

....is a douchebag.

age: 33 (Dec 19, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: getting covered in paint. sadly not as kinky as it sounds

i lost my virginity: and never looked back

stats: stewed, screwed and tattooed

makes me sad: goodbyes, work, last call, eyebrow rings on hot girls, getting fucked over by someone you love

sign: Sagittarius

crush: is not on this site