bands:

1. Brand New
2. Modest Mouse
3. Social Distortion
4. Alkaline Trio
5. Tiger Army
6. Johnny Cash
7. Alice in Chains
8. Lynyrd Skynyrd
9. Red Hot Chili Peppers
10. Deadbolt

films:

1. Super Troopers
2. Zombieland
3. Hell Ride
4. Amelie
5. Tombstone
6. Gran Torino
7. Beerfest
8. Talladega Nights
9. Forrest Gump
10. Sahara

books:

1. Bless Me, Ultima
2. War and Peace
3. A Tale of Two Cities
4. the Three Musketeers
5. the Count of Monte Cristo
6. Cyrano de Bergerac
7. A Cooks Tour
8. Kitchen Confidential
9. the 3rd Harry Potter
10. anything by Hunter S. Thompson

tv shows:

1. the Walking Dead
2. Sons of Anarchy
3. American Horror Story
4. Parks and Rec
5. the Office
6. the Big Bang Theory
7. Adventure Time
8. American Dad
9. Bob's Burgers
10. the Cleveland Show

into: Crazy, awesome nights. Good food. Good people. Art. Photography. Adventure. Happiness. Doing some good E and fucking all night.

not into: Crazy, bad nights. Bad food. Bad people. Bad things. Crappy nothing E

makes me happy: puppies and kitties and babies, pretty clothes, tattoos, blah blah blah.My kid, she's super rad and awesome. My guy, he's pretty rad and awesome too.

makes me sad: lots of things

hobbies: things and stuff

vices: smoking, drinking, bull shitting, doing some yummy E

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Keepin' it real

current crush: sexy ladies

stats: 100% awesome....100% weird

gets me hot: hot sex

favorite position: sexy hot sexy sex.

fantasy: super hot sex

most humbling moment: Finding out dinosaurs died more than 65 million years ago and realizing I wouldn't be seeing them at the zoo....

i lost my virginity: That seems like something I'd do.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories