bands:

1. Tool
2. Jeff Buckley
3. The Nightwatchman
4. Porcupine Tree
5. VNV Nation
6. Tom Waits
7. Regina Spektor
8. Nine Inch Nails
9. A Perfect Circle
10. David Bowie

films:

1. La cité des enfants perdus
2. Schindlers list
3. The Seven Samurai
4. Lord of the Rings trilogy
5. The Dark Knight
6. Edward Scissorhands
7. From Hell
8. Zulu
9. 28 Days
10. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

books:

1. Lord of the Rings
2. It
3. The Alchemist
4. The Stand
5. The Hot Zone
6. The Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
7. Fight Club
8. Alice in Wonderland
9. Spider and snakey books
10. Random Cook books.

tv shows:

1. Iron Chef - Allez! Cuisine!
2. Mythbusters
3. South Park
4. Heroes
5. No Reservations
6. Trigun
7. Aquateen Hunger Force
8. Robot Chicken
9. The Simpsons (yes, still)
10. Nature Doco's

into: Reptiles, bugs, spiders, piercings, tattoos, books, good music, good food, Scarecrow and Fungus

not into: Cheap, tacky, nasty attempts at popularity/fame/music/art

makes me happy: Writhing Funzos in my sack. (Makes me happy, Makes me hurt my back) Grapes Roffle, my dog.

makes me sad: Stan Lee. Loneliness (awwwww) Ignorance of all sorts. Being too late to get the gyudon lunch special. Raisins

hobbies: Cooking. Painting models. Spiders. Perversion. Mockery.

5 things i can't live without: Women. Good Food Intelligent conversation. Nerdiness. Ramen

vices: Beautiful women (I've successfully abstained for years, funnily enough) the occasional special cigarette, Good good, food..

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Playing videogames, watching movies and masturb- Personal recreations. Rolling my D20

occupation: Writer/chef/lazyboy/godIneedarealjob

current crush: does not crush me back :(

stats: 10 strength 12 dexterity 14 charisma 14 stamina 18 intelligence 20 wisdom Thats a nerd joke, right there.

body mods: Labret Piercing. Some ink I got when I was young and stupid, uncountable bruises and needle scars.

heroes: Bill Hicks R.I.P Maynard James Keenan Tom Morello

gets me hot: Curves... Phwoar. Also, a twisted sense of humor.

favorite position: Any that consentually involve me

fantasy: Medusa.. But without the turning to stone thing. Gorgons, so hot.

sign: Peace. Oh, Gemini.

most humbling moment: 1996 to 2009

i lost my virginity: Honestly. I swear I did.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories