About Me
Short is a random, mostly normal dude from nor cal. Around Short, you will usually find a pale ale or a cup of coffee. Sadly, Short can't think of anything else witty to put here at the moment, so this may be all you'll ever know about Short, unless you ask me.
age: 32 (Apr 07, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2005
occupation: the guy behind the guy, behind the guy
makes me sad: sadness is a waste of time, but rollercoasters make me afaraid
heroes: bill clinton.
crush: coffee
fantasy: a girl who wears garters
sign: do not use if seal is broken


















