Twas the day before Christmas
I am at my computer
Browsing Suicide Girls
For there are none cuter
Some have hot pink socks
In patterns striped or Argyle
Some have vibrant green hair
Atop a beautiful smile
They come from all places
Over hills and over seas
Some will leave comments
Which weaken my knees
These girls don't conform
Come see what they've got
It's because they are different
That they're incredibly hot
These girls have such wit
And free spirited souls
Their stockings could never
Be filled up with coals
So to my Suicide Friends
Please allow me to say
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good day!