• I shot my first real cover last week!
  
  
  
  Natalie McLellan for the Montreal Mirror. She was a fancy prostitute who charged $2000 an hour. Madness. I heard she boinked Charlie Sheen! I didn't ask her about it during the shoot cause I figured that might be inappropriate. I now regret my tactfulness.
  
  *spoilers*
  





• I saw the Smashing Pumpkins in Toronto on Tuesday. The show was just... so, so incredible. It was my 4th time seeing them, and the last time I saw them was in 2000 so I was super amped for the show.
  
  I didn't know we'd be able to bring cameras into the show so I didn't have the proper lens on me, but trust me, we were a lot closer than it looks.
  
  *spoilers*
  





• Halloween photos? Sure!
  
  I was a contestant from the Price is Right who overbid on the showcase and then went back to Kentucky and hung myself in the barn. You can't really see it but my shirt says "Pick me for Plinko!" in the actual PLINKO FONT. Yes, it exists.
  
  
  Here are the rest of my idiot friends:
  
  *spoilers*
  
  




• I'm having a Jem + the Holograms viewing party on Wednesday the 19th, so keep your eyes peeled for a Facebook event, friends. I have seasons 1 + 2 on DVD. Funny costumes and boxes of wine are strongly encouraged.
  
  
  
  Hosted by the Lady-Cycle Bike Gang
  

I have 8 sets to edit in the next week plus a billion other projects to finish up so leave me alone and stop badgering me with emails, jerks.

• I shot my first real cover last week!
  
  
  
  Natalie McLellan for the Montreal Mirror. She was a fancy prostitute who charged $2000 an hour. Madness. I heard she boinked Charlie Sheen! I didn't ask her about it during the shoot cause I figured that might be inappropriate. I now regret my tactfulness.
  
  
  SPOILERS! (Click to view)

  
  
  

  
  






• I saw the Smashing Pumpkins in Toronto on Tuesday. The show was just... so, so incredible. It was my 4th time seeing them, and the last time I saw them was in 2000 so I was super amped for the show.
  
  I didn't know we'd be able to bring cameras into the show so I didn't have the proper lens on me, but trust me, we were a lot closer than it looks.
  
  
  SPOILERS! (Click to view)

  
  
  This is my friend Gen from like, ages and ages ago. I hadn't seen her since I was a teenager, but now she works at Massey Hall and she remembered how obsessed I am with SP so she hooked us up with the fucking BEST SEATS EVER! 2nd row balcony! Right smack dab in the center. We could see everything! I was pretty stoked about that. Facebook: helping obsessive fans reconnect with old friends who get good seats at concerts since 2005.
  
  
  Getting drunk before the show. We weren't allowed to drink beers at our seats, only at the bar. What the fuck.
  
  
  Keeners waiting in line for an hour before the show even though it was all assigned seating.
  

  
  






• Halloween photos? Sure!
  
  I was a contestant from the Price is Right who overbid on the showcase and then went back to Kentucky and hung myself in the barn. You can't really see it but my shirt says "Pick me for Plinko!" in the actual PLINKO FONT. Yes, it exists.
  
  
  Here are the rest of my idiot friends:
  
  
  SPOILERS! (Click to view)

  
  
  
  
  Tao + her sex machine.
  
  MURDOCK_ROCK
  
  Lemonkid
  
  
  
  Lee and Rubix
  
  Tricks888
  
  
  
  Jem + Pizzazz!
  
  Shaine... we had a solid 20 min gossip sesh, as usual.
  
  Bender! Best costume all night.
  
  Deelle was pretty into my noose.
  
  Wilma.
  
  
  
  I was walking with my friend Cara (on the left) and we ran into another zombie MJ on the street! I kept yelling at them to do the Thriller dance but they DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. Honestly! I had to teach them just to get this shot. What assholes.
  
  
  
  Bailey and Yoda sharing a skunk costume. Aww.
  
  
  
  Tooth Fairy.
  
  
  
  Little Dead Riding Hoods + tits.
  
  
  
  Bert.
  
  
  
  Sarah Palin.
  
  Slash.
  
  Coke slut.
  
  
  
  Jeff Hackett being a total dreamboat.
  
  

  
  
  





• I'm having a Jem + the Holograms viewing party on Wednesday the 19th, so keep your eyes peeled for a Facebook event, friends. I have seasons 1 + 2 on DVD. Funny costumes and boxes of wine are strongly encouraged.
  
  
  
  Hosted by the Lady-Cycle Bike Gang
  

I have 8 sets to edit in the next week plus a billion other projects to finish up so leave me alone and stop badgering me with emails, jerks.