"Gen.. I think she smokes crack. She forgot the day she broke up with me. Was it not as fatal as it was for me? Remember we were seniors, six years ago, the breakup facilitated by a gay man who wanted us each to himself? Do you remember? I sure do.
I love her. But she loves the bird way too much. I have a strap on isn't that enough?"

"This chic is me one and only true love! The only thing standing in our way is the fact that we both dig the bird!! Damn the man and his hot sexy ways!! She is so great that she hasnt APPROVED MY REQUEST FOR ADDING HER TO MY FRIENDS LIST!!!! But she has just moved away from me and i miss her deeply.

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