“Has a hot foreign accent.”

“would probably be my best friend if he lived in Texas.”

“A selfless, kind, caring, intelligent man. All together a great guy.”

“my favorite faith healer ”

“My absolute FAVE. ”

“he makes me giggle...

in a good way.”

“Endlessly amusing, and the only one who seems to understand my senseless blather. It takes an oddball to know one. ”

“Shandyowl impressed me with his internet researching abilities and ninja skills, as he was able to track down a mysteriously unavailable essay for this damsel in distress, all with the sheer force of his will. And maybe a few good old fashioned blowjobs, though his methods remain shrouded in secrecy. Thanks a million! ”

“my muse.....”

“What's all this enigma bullcrap? Shandyowl is a straightforward pervert. He likes intelligent smut, and has shamelessly begged for photos of my feet so he can masturbate profusely to my image, and in exchange he has written me some very flattering stories and posted my photo as his Hot Laydee of the Day two days running. Clearly, he is my number one fan. Try to top that, if you dare!”

“The world's most likable enigma.”

“You're definitely weird, but in a good way.”

“truly a man amongst men.

but a really cool man, and an awesome would-be-sidekick!!!

funny as fuck too!!!

:-)”

“i think your cock is cute!x”

“Soul Mate
n. Someone for whom you have a deep affinity
n. One of two persons compatible with each other in disposition, point of view, or sensitivity.

You an me kiddo all the way. <3”