age: 26 (Aug 14, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2008

makes me sad: Parking tickets, political/social apathy

i lost my virginity: I know, I can't believe it either.

crush: Mary-Louise Parker

body mods: Two tattoos: -Gonzo dagger (right shoulder) -Anchor (left shoulder)

makes me happy: Dr. Pepper, Pop Tarts, sleeping for so long that people think I'm in a coma

into: Pizza burgers, office humor, Lil' Romeo, spin the bottle, synergy/synergizing, Little Debbie brand snack cakes, updating Wikipedia pages with faulty information, miniature donkeys (donks)