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I’m private

FEBRUARY 29, 2012 @ 10:47 PM | NO COMMENTS

"I had Cammy’s ass on the brain like Newton had calculus..." -- Paul

Notes from the Upper West Side

FEBRUARY 26, 2012 @ 03:36 PM | 1 COMMENT

Religious guys in white shirts vs. the vagina.

Raw Power the Movie

I really don't want to spoil the ending for you....

FEBRUARY 7, 2012 @ 01:41 PM | 2 COMMENTS

Uncircumcised men are working up pity for circumcised men.

Hey, you have to do something to distract from your goofy-looking penis.

FEBRUARY 6, 2012 @ 04:11 PM | 3 COMMENTS

Love is when you realize she fucks so good you couldn't care less that she needs to believe she's smarter than you.

FEBRUARY 2, 2012 @ 10:35 PM | 1 COMMENT

JANUARY 29, 2012 @ 05:08 PM | 1 COMMENT

here's what I know.

nahhh never mind.

JANUARY 14, 2012 @ 04:19 PM | NO COMMENTS

So *get* angry. It makes your back arch.

JANUARY 12, 2012 @ 07:55 AM | NO COMMENTS

Natural? Come on. Natural is for the damn hippies.

JANUARY 1, 2012 @ 05:23 PM | NO COMMENTS

Oh stop whimpering that your boyfriend "only" wants you for sex. You should be thrilled that he wants you at all.

DECEMBER 28, 2011 @ 07:23 AM | 2 COMMENTS

Nothing says "I love you" like an illicit lunch-time slam.

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