The people in my neighborhood are total assholes. Some one lets their dog shit right in front of my mailbox on a regular basis, this morning I went to get the mail and found a giant rotten piece of plywood in my front yard, and the damn kids in the neighborhood like to "ding-dong-ditch" at 3AM. Yet if I don't mow my grass for a month, I get an anonymous letter in the mail telling me that I'm an asshole.

The people in my neighborhood are total assholes. Some one lets their dog shit right in front of my mailbox on a regular basis, this morning I went to get the mail and found a giant rotten piece of plywood in my front yard, and the damn kids in the neighborhood like to "ding-dong-ditch" at 3AM. Yet if I don't mow my grass for a month, I get an anonymous letter in the mail telling me that I'm an asshole.