age: 33 (Oct 12, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2005
occupation: Cacktail waitress/beer wench/pseudo-designer
crush: The boy with the animal shoes.
body mods: 6...none particularly impressive
sign: Keep Off The Grass
i lost my virginity: but when I looked under the bed, there it was the whole time!
stats: 6' Amazon with one cat eye
most humbling moment: My first kiss with a girl was onstage at a strip club in front of my ex, his gf, his best friend, and my best friend...and I was naked. How many people have a Polaroid AND a free t-shirt from their most humbling moment? (It was humbling because it lasted 3 songs and I dance like a retarded giraffe)
into: Boobies. Scarlett Johansson like whoa. Gwen Stefani. Jessica Alba. Damon Albarn. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Adam Brody all in one glorious movie. Jude Law. SuicideGirls.
makes me sad: The Notebook (because it's sad). I Heart Huckabees (because it sucks). People running over my cat. Being po'. When Phoebe is broken. When I am broken. Missing people I love.
fantasy: You're in it, bitch.
gets me hot: The desert...and the excruciating lineup to get into the desert.
Guess I'm gonna say bye because it's obvious nothing of quality is going to happen around here with regards to the sets...my ipod is packed with shitty videos...my friends are gone or available elsewhere...etc.
I'm on Myspace at /yayfun if anyone cares. That is all.
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Gardimus