age: 32 (Oct 12, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: Cacktail waitress/beer wench/pseudo-designer

stats: 6' Amazon with one cat eye

i lost my virginity: but when I looked under the bed, there it was the whole time!

body mods: 6...none particularly impressive

sign: Keep Off The Grass

fantasy: You're in it, bitch.

makes me sad: The Notebook (because it's sad). I Heart Huckabees (because it sucks). People running over my cat. Being po'. When Phoebe is broken. When I am broken. Missing people I love.

makes me happy: Fozzie Bear. Mary Jane. My Little Ponies. T-shirts. Rock shows. My car, Phoebe. Spooning Bailey. Sleeping in. Makin' sweet love. Unicorns. Ligers. Cameras. Booty shorts/spanky pants. The word "dude" and anything followed by "sauce". The best friend dance. Cacktails!

most humbling moment: My first kiss with a girl was onstage at a strip club in front of my ex, his gf, his best friend, and my best friend...and I was naked. How many people have a Polaroid AND a free t-shirt from their most humbling moment? (It was humbling because it lasted 3 songs and I dance like a retarded giraffe)

into: Boobies. Scarlett Johansson like whoa. Gwen Stefani. Jessica Alba. Damon Albarn. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Adam Brody all in one glorious movie. Jude Law. SuicideGirls.

gets me hot: The desert...and the excruciating lineup to get into the desert.