age: 25 (Jan 24, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2005

occupation: Drunkard

fantasy: Final Fantasy. I thought we'd already covered this?

most humbling moment: Bahahahaha....Oh, you're serious. Repression is my friend here.

crush: My wife.

body mods: Cyborg arms. I am the Million Dollar Man.

i lost my virginity: Have you seen it? If so, call me! I'm worried and I really want it back.

sign: Yes, Lord, send me a sign! Make it neon!

gets me hot: The sun, radiators, layers of clothing. I'm going to go with heat sources in general here. Oh, and hot naked chicks. Duh.

into: Doors? Passageways? The bowels of the Earth?

stats: Strength: 30, Magic: 49, Defence: Laughable, Vitality: Zip.

makes me sad: Clowns. Mimes. Have you ever seen a clown and a mime in the same room? No, neither have I. Clark Kent and Superman, anyone?