MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Buccaneer

makes me sad: floors that don't pitch and roll on the whim of the ocean, sobriety, well-armed navy vessles.

sign: Astrology is bollocks.

heroes: Brunel, Da Vinci, Whittle, Turing, Edison, Tesla, Strowger

into: booty, rum, wenches, monkey knife-fights

makes me happy: hoisting the Jolly Roger, coming aboutship, then firing the batteries at whoever.

i lost my virginity: when I was 21. To a model. Dressed as a schoolgirl. Who introduced herself with the line "I'm not wearing any panties." Swear to God I'm not making this up. I waited for quality. Slutty quality.

body mods: I have a few Real scars. Several on my face. One goes right through my lower lip from where that car hit me. Oh, and there's a 3 inch one on my ass. Boring story. Why would I need to get tats, piercings, or whatever?

fantasy: Originality.

gets me hot: Amatures. Talking dirty. The right girl.