age: 36 (Nov 11, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2012

occupation: Writer

sign: No Right Turn

body mods: Cybornetic arms

i lost my virginity: After I lent it out to a friend and he broke it.

crush: Oh my, Little One...

gets me hot: Girls in glasses, b-cups

most humbling moment: Calling tech support for a porn website.

into: Writing books.

fantasy: Call me "Sir"