into: Polo, debutante balls, cucumber sandwiches, silent auctions, anti-Estate Tax, monocles, stuffed shirts, fox hunting, Martha's Vineyard, Locust Valley Lockjaw, sailing with the Regatta, putting silver spoons in the mouths of newborns, cheering on Harvard with one of those comically big raccoon skin coats, straw hat, and pennant. RAH HARVARD RAH.
not into: People who say "I live for music", drunkards, Anglophiles, murderesses, spiders (in my hair), Dirty Water - the song and the liquid.
makes me happy: Making people laugh. Or mad. 50/50.
makes me sad: It could all be over any minute.
hobbies: Carnival barking.
vices: I gave them up like 100 years ago. OLD NEWS.
i spend most of my free time: Dying.
occupation: dumb art garbage
current crush: Natalie Wood
stats: .308/28HR/87RBI
body mods: Nothing, now.
heroes: Old bitter Letterman.
gets me hot: Humidity
favorite position: Genius.
fantasy: You shutting your trap for once.
sign: Bong Shelter
most humbling moment: Today?
i lost my virginity: No, I did.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
