sean

Snow, Siren, Nala, and Seraphim were the sexiest GoGo dancers in the whole world last night. They were so unbelievably hot, you honestly couldn't look directly at them without their beautiful faces being burned onto your retinas permanently. I had to quickly devise one of those makeshift eclipse watching cardboard boxes with the tiny hole just to look in their direction when I talked to them.

Really, I can't even describe how beautiful they looked.

And Elara, dressed up all fancy, now that was impressive.