age: 30 (Sep 17, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2008

occupation: First Mate, SCUBA Instructor

makes me sad: Republicans, Fox News, war on drugs, people who think they are pirates, spoiled milk.

sign: virgo

body mods: tattoos: half-sleeve, full-sleeve, upper back. Piercings: 10 unfilled holes, 6 filled.

fantasy: Robert Jordan, Glen Cook, David Eddings, Raymond Feist. Oh, wait, wrong kind of fantasy.

crush: Genitorturers, Shaddix Suicide, Machete Suicide, Tasty Neighbor MILF, Nancy Botwin.

makes me happy: Glenlivet 15 year old french oak reserve. Guinness, Makers Mark, Icky Sticky, Dropkick Murphy's, chocolate cake, days off, thanksgiving dinner.

into: Hard fast Rock 'n Roll, tattoos, Blues, dark beer, scotch, gin, natural tits, ass, SM, zombie movies, fantasy, electronics, guns, fast cars & loose women, thigh-high stockings, piercings, hockey, fishing, sailing, diving, mushrooms, k9's, dark lit, writing, cooking, roller coasters, backpacking, museums, photography, snowboarding, skiing, all-nighters, outlaw country.

gets me hot: spanking, SG's, knee high stockings, thigh high stockings, garter belts, tattoos, Aeon Flux, 50's pin-ups, a perfect circle, girl fights.

most humbling moment: waking up, going to the bathroom and glancing in the mirror to find out I had a bloody nose and black eye. WTF happened?