age: 32 (Dec 27, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2008
occupation: Journalist
sign: Capricorn
crush: jenstarr
gets me hot: necks
fantasy: my wife
most humbling moment: When I found out I wasn't good enough for my wife.
i lost my virginity: to a tubby girl named Dawn. She was a freak who ended up having like 8 kids.
body mods: tats
into: Making people feel uncomfortable. Exuding creepiness when the situation warrants it. Making people laugh and then have them feel ridiculously uncomfortable not 30 seconds later is a talent that I recently discovered I had.
stats: Married to Jenstarr... yeah, we have our problems, but it makes life interesting... you have to look at everything like an adventure.
makes me sad: When dumb people turn out to be smart
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While this has been an insane vacation for me, and we see so little of each other, I wait anxiously for when I get back from Pensacola so that we can restart a semi-normal life.
Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a snack!