age: 40 (Mar 03, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: gato rancher, graphic & web designer, photographer, mastering laziness

sign: * Runaway Truck Ramp *

crush: Lane Meyer & Lloyd Dobler - I can dream right?

body mods: 30+ piercings but most have retired... and 4 tattoos, more to come once I get off my lazy ass!

stats: thin, pale & tall... pervert magnet

most humbling moment: Passing out cold while sharing an intimate moment in the shower.

makes me sad: people hurting animals and other things of nature, animal testing (vivisection), people slowly self destructing by their own choice, flaky "friends", really lame imposing situations & conversations - liars, cheaters & stealers

fantasy: to one day have enough cash to pay off all my loans and open a big animal sanctuary/resuce, buy more property for it & fence it off from the rest of the world. • I've got my dream car (1959 Ford Galaxie Fairlane 500) now I just need to fix her up and hit the road... alone.

i lost my virginity: to another virgin on his bestfriend's waterbed during a party, with Slayer blaring in the background. He was a very clueless guy so it wasn't the most memorable experience. At least he wasn't an asshole. So very white trash...

into: humor, wit & intelligence • vintage pin-up photography and porn • 30s/40s/50s lifestyle, clothing and cars • classic car shows • B-movies • Japanese art, clothing & design • Macs • photography • adult comics & graphic novels • collecting bones • Tea Tree Australian Chewing sticks • Roller Skating • Dancin • Extreme Wrestling (ECW & Midgets) • and cats like you wouldn't believe...

gets me hot: • girls & guns • erotic vintage & repro-retro videos/photos • playing dress-up & themes • androgny • animated/comic porn • thighs • rear views in mirrors • milky white skin • a rugged looking young buck • pony-tail pulling and biting •