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STORYTIME WITH PRINCESS
THis is story about Deedee Cannons, a very special mermaid. She had lost her keys. But these were no ordinary keys. These were very special mermaid keys, and they unlocked something very special.

Deedee Cannons was very sad and very drunk, and very very not good at finding things right now.
In fact her best attempt at finding these keys was to pointing a musket at the fridge and swearing at it in french.
Just then her friend came over, Bastard the Penguin, back from vandalizing walrus.

"Yo Martha..I mean Dee Dee! It is I Bastard the Penguin, back from vandalizing Walrus! What the fuck are you doing ?"

"Awsshit<sob> Hiiii Bastard...I can't Findmy <blubbler> keys ... I think they are <sniff> in the fridge , but I can't get it open.."

"Oh" said Bastard the Penguin. "Isn't that the fridge you threw your keys in and filled full of cement, so you would never lose those keys?"

"fuck" said deedee cannons. "you are right". "I guess I have not lost my keys now, because I know where they are. But I can't use them so they are lost. I'm very confused now>"

"Lets start a band" said Bastard the Penguin.

And so they did. And they were very famous , and you would of heard of them, if some utter cunt had not gone back in time and rewritten the timeline so the beatles happen instead.

THE END