"With all the candor of the bottomless pit that is my heart: you are a royal douche... literally....

naa... seriously dude, amazing person, a must have in any party, kinda like a condom..."

"Big Guy with bigger dreams, he's the type of guy that if you get screwed over a restruant you will walk out with free food plus gift coupon truley an amzaing kid"

"You are silly, but fun to be around, "Magic Man" "

"you're cool man "

"Schweitz likes to grab my ass and call me daddy. Well... not really. But if he were gay he probably would because I'm just that cool.
ANYHOOOOOOO..... He's a chill mofo that I'm glad to of met. "