into: used cars, land, whiskey, phone booths, battleships, coups d'etats, manure, sex films, counterfeit money, revolutions, gunpowder, uprisings, morphine, black market Chinese furniture, nail clippers, diatoms, old trucks, ghost towns, abandoned buildings, pool halls, leverage buyouts, piracy, brothels, rum, contraceptives, buried treasure, trains, shipwrecks, espionage, bonfires, drinking fountains, exotic spices, weapons, elevators, laundry chutes, dumb waiters, gold panning, narcotics, white slavery, opium dens, old hotels, dead stars, moonlit lakes, haunted houses, derelicts, knives, adult movie theatres, old drunks, lawless border towns, wild dogs, shot-out women, the Tenderloin, poison frogs, fly swatters, invisible Ink, shoe polish, school supplies, preservatives, dirt, nickel arcades, cheap motels, mimes, buglamps, hand tools, pushmowers, rotary dial, egg nog, swamps, surgical instruments, trailers, dice, Vietnamese markets, hostile takeovers, Mekong whiskey, merry-go-rounds, booger sculpture, nuns, thumb sucking, telescopes, microfische, Eucalyptus, airports, train stations, OLD shopping malls, AM Radio, back-up beacon signals, mouse traps, mushrooms, calligraphy, Pepto-Bismol, Bangkok, birdherding, the past, jukeboxes, conveyor belts, fertilizer, Ouzo, Mexican jumping beans, paper dolls, vintage office equipment, flotation tanks, moonbaths, Alka-Seltzer, jellybeans, tubas, storage, sanitary wipes, lock picks, luggage, monsoons, bunnies, noodle bars, black-and-white TVs, typewriters, beach balls, Neapolitan, small marinas, retired cops, crooners, door-to-door salesmen, calisthenics, epsom salt, spinner hats, grandparents, beetles, chlorine, parking lots, escalators, Shirley Temples, naugahyde, heating pads, paradiddles, origami, Shrimp Louie, full-serve gas stations, old trucks/cars, shoelaces, resin, powdered milk, emergency kits, toilet plungers, buffets, souvenirs, saunas, funnels, button collections, wristwatches, marzipan, petting tanks, narwhals, whiskers, astroturf, manholes, vintage exercise equipment, Bellinis, whodunnits, wooden nickels, metronomes, old hotels, the desert, short wave radio, nighttime, electric storms, antacids, dust
not into: Orange Marmalade, goodbyes, rap, Russell Simmons nonsense, macho-gangster/hustler/pimp phonyness, Tarantino-Palahniuk (Tarantiniuk), Guy Ritchie/Jason Statham heist movies, Samuel L. Jackson, Ebonics, MySpace, Snoop Dog, Reality TV, Republicans, (in)breeding rascist "Tea Party" redneck fucks, Monday Night Football, NASCAR, Harley Davidson assholes, Howard Stern, HOAs, soccer moms, little league dads, gymnastics coaches, etc. Turbonegro-poseur shit, church, hunting, family values, President Cheney & Co., FOX News, Blue Collar TV, Wal Mart, Home Depot, Costco, etc., big stupid trucks with lift kits, UFC trash, motorcycle "culture", spandex-clad mountain bikers, upwardly-mobile fly fishermen, narcissistic neurotic post-baby boomer yuppies and those in the market for exercise equipment advertised on late night infomercials, mainstream shit, exclusionary hipsters, cliquish snobbery, the fashion industry, the Greek system, celery, cucumbers, mayonnaise, Thanksgiving, most forms of motorized recreation, Elton John, Robin Williams, Alan Alda, Woody Allen, Billy Joel etc., Divas; Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Brangelina, ANGELINA JOLIE, Bennifer, celeb babies, In-Vitro celeb twins, the Academy Awards, the SAG awards, Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, Grammys etc., The White Stripes, Michael McDonald, Nicolas Cage, Nike, Burning Man, fauxhawks, tight pants, rock star hairdos, tattoo conventions, screen print art , wanker guitarists and shit who play music to get laid and the girls who accommodate them, bimbo-bandfucker-slaves, girls who say "I love a man in uniform", chain restaurants, money grubbers, stingy people, shameless greed, status-quo, cologne, Right Guard, "Southern hospitality", collectors' edition coins, Texas Hold 'em, raves, nightclubs, the new Las Vegas, lipstick lesbians, player-types, people who "got game", celebrities, Evangelicals, cops, bullies, crankheads / meth users, impound lot attendees, bouncers, Sharia, Islam, religious nuts, zealotry, authoritarians of any kind, marriage and/or reproduction movies, child worship, Fantasy shit: Medieval monikers, gnomes, trolls, goblins, ogres, hobbits, elves, dwarves, nymphs, leperechauns, sprites, fairies, dragons, unicorns, wizards etc., the fashion industry, rockstars, self-important models and "artists", arrogant nerds, "witty" psuedo-intellectuals, kneeling at the altar of "intelligence"
makes me happy: silent movie theatres
makes me sad: photo albums
hobbies: the spins, heartburn, ulcers
5 things i can't live without: Loniman, Yetlahun, Tumatut, Slickiput, Little Vickavia
vices: THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: feeding the beast.
occupation: Dying ain't much of a living
current crush: Already crushed
stats: all kink, no Class
body mods: Liposuction in my neck, a severed finger, a shattered patella, acromegaly, hairplugs, deviated septum, a clubfoot, several broken noses, false teeth, chin add-on, a botched tummytuck, numerous physical oddities and malfunctions resulting from years of steroid use and simultaneous lack of excercise.
heroes: B.F. Skinner, Stanley Milgram, Ed Kienholz, George Carlin, Jack Palance, Louise Nevelson, Jim Hedrick, Richard Pryor, Clarence Williams III, Tsutomu Yamaguchi, Blackbeard, Robert Shaw, Oliver Reed, Genghis Khan, Leonard Peltier, John Brown, Fredrick Dougl
gets me hot: Black Republicans
favorite position: strangled with piano wire
fantasy: The Duke and the Gipper locked in an eternal 69
sign: ECNUD
most humbling moment: Too numerous to mention or recollect
i lost my virginity: during the Reagan Administration.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Dirty, Diva
