“Best friend ever. Hands down.”

“Statler + Waldorf = inseparable.”

“EwFwFw for always.”

“srahhhhhhhh geeeeee is leading the tard in a wagon revolution, and the ticker tape parade.
"Follow me to the end!" she says, QTing the whole way (unintentionally).

But really, we are going to get married and grow old and jaded together. We are going to sit on a big porch, smoking bubble pipes like old men wearing cardigan sweaters with elbow patches. And then we'll burrow until the end of eternity, smelling of honeydew and cookies.”

“You think you know Sarah? Fuck you, she is unknowable. Think you like her? Fuck you, you could never like her more than Ethel and I do. Think she's hot? Fuck you, you have no idea.

Sarah is a truly free spirit, a fuck-ass, a big-pimpin' bitch who somehow harbors a heart of gold. She'll kill you, and while she might feel bad about it at first, she can live with it. That's why she's my Katie.

You da best, babe.”

“I TAKE CARE OF MY WOMAN.”

“sarah deserves another testimonial because she's that cool. we are the lazy sunday queens, and we will, we will rock you.

we're pretty much the same person. wanna fight about it?”

“i've only known this girl for about a week, but i can already tell she's nothing but the radness.”

“Pretty cool chick with a pretty cool cat.”