MEMBER SINCE: June 2009

occupation: Maker and importer of tasty, tasty beverages

body mods: 00GA lobe (wooden plug) and an arm of tattoos

sign: Libra

heroes: the first season was OK, but it's sucked since then.

stats: estimated after cepstral extraction, naturally

into: rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

gets me hot: Extended periods in the sun, saunas, offices with no ventilation, summer in the desert and perfect apple-shaped asses