About Me

Ryan has an unaturally large penis, the kind that is still talked about around fires. It was fortold that a child would come to break the stereotype. He has arrived. We Shall all gather around and sing his praises. Lucky is the woman who lands a piece of this man.
-Hopey

age: 28 (Mar 04, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Occupied

fantasy: Champagne wishes, Caviar dreams...

makes me sad: Marley and Me. The dog dies at the end.

body mods: Yes

gets me hot: Pulling people out of burning buildings.

most humbling moment: Humble? Yeah...