age: 28 (Mar 19, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Pop Copy Freelance Designer Freelance Photographer Freelance Promoter Freelance Jouster

sign: Hardhats must be worn at all times. Reading is Sexy!

gets me hot: The Sun's Yellow Rays. This also gives superman his powers. Mexican Food, Setting me on fire.

crush: Aunt Jemima, your mom, and Amber (The Sex) and good o'l lefty.

i lost my virginity: to a bicycle seat. Listen, it could happen to men too... you don't know shit!

most humbling moment: joining suicide girls?

makes me happy: Friendly people, intelligent conversations, non-creepy people. Reading the weird shit people write about. Being useful. Whispering "sweet nothings" into Amber's ear. Becoming a robot. Promoting myself, packaging myself, selling myself. Photography, Art, and the process of making it. People who know what they want, and know how to get it.

body mods: I took out my soul, had to stuff it back in through my nostrils, then I had my nostrils taken out and stuffed back in through my soul. It was amazing. Only $75!

stats: Totally in a Sweet Relationship with the hottest lady on the planet. I bone her like every day and she totally loves it.

fantasy: Riding a one legged unicorn through outer space while eating my packed lunch of wood nymphs and gnomes while Sharing a lasagna made of sequential data with god while he explains to me the complexities of single cell organisms breeding habits via show tunes.

makes me sad: Naked Photos of you. Stop Sending them! People who Eat people whole, and do not have the common courtesy to share.