rowan

OMFG!

I saw the most fucked up thing today. It blew my mind.

Really.

The most frustrating part is that I know the full amount of fucked-upness will not reach you after being filtered through the keys of this machine.

I saw the most retarded family

ever.

We went to Shari's (I know I know...totally asking for it) and across the isle from our booth was the most amazing study of inbreeding I could have ever dreamed of. They were there in all their Redneck Glory. The father had that "sorta-down-syndrome" look about him. The mother?

In a XXL T-shirt with the sleeves cut off and the cigarette pocket ripped off. She needed a XXXL.

The daughter and husband looked about 19, but had a son about 3. The were joking about Space Balls.

It
was
amazing.

These people vote, folks.

The father was talking about putting different "true" fortunes in fortune cookies. One of his ideas was, "You will open a fortune cookie."

Funny.



I thought you already would have opened it.

Wow.

I know you are not feeling the full extent of what I saw. I know that you are merely smiling a small indulgent smile at me and my rant.

Fool.

It was like that cable special on Ozark families a while back. Where they had to have subtitles?

The young "gentleman" was missing teeth.

Scary shit my dears.

Very scary shit. ♥

XOXO
~Ro