SEPTEMBER 4, 2008 @ 06:59 PM | NO COMMENTS
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Lemmy Kilmister cracks me up.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. It has been quite some time since I last posted an entry and I think I'm about due for one. I will start with last weekend because last week was very un-eventful , all I really did was lurk around the building I live in and smoke a bunch of cigarettes. On Friday It was during one of my many smoke breaks of the day that I saw my good friend Kaytee shuffling in and out of her dorm heaving boxes to and fro in preparation for her fast approaching move to Turkey. I am very envious of this move because before I was thrust into this hazy mess of confusion I too was on track to move to Turkey. Many people asked me why I was so excited to move to Turkey, and all of them had reasons why they would never want to go to such a place. I never agreed with any of their reasons and Im not going to waste my time giving examples but I will tell you they were all very ignorant and backed by quotes from the big book and warmongering mentalities. I would quickly site how much fun I was going to have sailing around the medatrainan sea, learning about a new country and its customs and how amazing the women look. I may not get to experience any part of Turkey at all now, at least not on Uncle Sam's dime but Kaytee has this all on a platter and I am very envious of her for this. As happy as Katie is to be moving she was very stressed out with the whole process of moving and she requested that I help her drop her car off at the docks and navigate the train back home. It was a Friday and I knew nobody would miss me If vanished a few hours early so we embarked on our task picking up snacks and a friend of kayties named Jackee. Jaakiee is a 27 year old woman with three sons who immigrated from the Philippines ten years agoe leaving her children behind and ended up marrying a G.I. Jackie had her first son at the tender age of 16 and you can tell right away when you meet her she knows a thing or two about the way the world spins.
Lemmy Kilmister cracks me up.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. It has been quite some time since I last posted an entry and I think I'm about due for one. I will start with last weekend because last week was very un-eventful , all I really did was lurk around the building I live in and smoke a bunch of cigarettes. On Friday It was during one of my many smoke breaks of the day that I saw my good friend Kaytee shuffling in and out of her dorm heaving boxes to and fro in preparation for her fast approaching move to Turkey. I am very envious of this move because before I was thrust into this hazy mess of confusion I too was on track to move to Turkey. Many people asked me why I was so excited to move to Turkey, and all of them had reasons why they would never want to go to such a place. I never agreed with any of their reasons and Im not going to waste my time giving examples but I will tell you they were all very ignorant and backed by quotes from the big book and warmongering mentalities. I would quickly site how much fun I was going to have sailing around the medatrainan sea, learning about a new country and its customs and how amazing the women look. I may not get to experience any part of Turkey at all now, at least not on Uncle Sam's dime but Kaytee has this all on a platter and I am very envious of her for this. As happy as Katie is to be moving she was very stressed out with the whole process of moving and she requested that I help her drop her car off at the docks and navigate the train back home. It was a Friday and I knew nobody would miss me If vanished a few hours early so we embarked on our task picking up snacks and a friend of kayties named Jackee. Jaakiee is a 27 year old woman with three sons who immigrated from the Philippines ten years agoe leaving her children behind and ended up marrying a G.I. Jackie had her first son at the tender age of 16 and you can tell right away when you meet her she knows a thing or two about the way the world spins. I decided early on I would not agitate this firecracker of a woman and I got in the back seat and shut my rot. On the trip to the Yokohama docks Jacky and I were tasked with the duties of co-pilot and we failed horribly. This is not to say I am an inadequate map reader but every time I thought we should turn or take an exit Jackie would counter my directions with a confident "just go strait". Well just going strait put us about 40 minutes past our destination and at three o'clock we had some ground to cover to meet our 3:30PM deadline for dropping off the car.
After terrorizing the streets of Yokohama like a SUV sized Godzilla we made it to the docks and dropped off the car and we were on our way. the three of us took off oblivious in no particular direction knowing if we wandered around long enough we would soon wander in to the tangled maze known as the jr east Tokyo railway. About 30 minutes later we arrived at the Yokohama station and once again we got lost trying to navigate our way around it was about this time I really started to dislike Jackey and her passion for disruption. two hours later we arrived back in Fussa and I hastily said good bye and scuttled away from the duo out of fear of having to follow more faulty directions.
later on that night I met up with Auska again got drunk and took her home......
The next day I met up with Meyou and we took off for the local clubs. It was a rowdy night on the row and just about all the regulars were out and about including a old friend Hiromi (a smoking hot, fully stacked, 32 year old Japanese woman) whom wasted no time acquainting herself with Miyu, a seemingly harmless act. Harmless is exactly what the conversations that took place was not. When Hiromi asked me if I liked Me-u and I replied "yea but I don't think I want a relationship with her we don't have much in common" Hiromi got kinda mad at this and told me "don't waste her time" In a drunken attempt to smooth things out I said something like im not trying to waste anyones time I'm just not sure a relationship is what im looking for..... I can't remember exactly what I said but it led to Hirome giving me a filthy dirty look and asking me if I was gay. With the conversation getting out of my control I decided the best tactic at this point was just to give the Vixen what she wanted and told Hi-ro-me I liked Mee-you very much. I'm not sure what HIromis motives were that night but later on I gathered that she told Meyou I wanted to be her boyfriend. Me and my company for the evening had a few more drinks and headed back to my place where we slept together and in the morning we went to breakfast.
I was about halfway through my western omelet when Meyou said something to the effect that she was happy I was her boyfriend, suddenly I was no longer hungry and my mind went into a frenzy running through the different things one could say in response to this and all the possible outcomes. Meyou was staring at me as if she was trying to unlock the code my face was trying desperately to hide and I knew I had to act fast. "Your cute" I said and gave her a wink from behind my unfinished three-egg omelet and she smiled back and returned to her 15 dollar French toast. I had successfully navigated that mine field for the time being and the issue was not brought up again. Soon after we finished eating out food we met up with Zack and the three of us hung out in my room until Meyou asked for a ride to the train station (after a little hinting it was time she took off) and I drove her to the fussa station and with the kiss goodbye came a sense of relief knowing the awkward moments were over for the time being. The rest of the weekend was status quo and I entered the week wondering if I would hear from Meyou during the course of the week.
Monday I went to my lawyers office and singed some papers stating my intent to waive my rights in return for a general discharge (under honorable conditions) and we sent the documents to the legal office. It has been over a week now and we have not herd peep so nothing to report. I have to say Im kind of hoping this means they are considering my request and not just spitting it back.
Thursday I was getting ready for bed when I heard a large group of my friends out in the parking lot jiving and most likely smoking cigarettes. I put my clothes back on and approached the group like a vulture, hoping to bum a smoke as I was fresh out. After a few smokes and a lot of booze I found myself saying goodnight to my friends and heading to the bar to meet up with auska and Yoko. after spending about 10 minutes at the bars we headed back to base to rejoin with the crowd from before. We all drank heavily until about 2 in the morning and Auska disappeared with a guy named Stan and Yoko followed my friend Jay to bed. I hung around about 20 minutes after the two vanished and jived with my friend Taffy about music and what not before I went to bed.
I was around 4 AM when I heard a knocking at my door "Go away, just go away" I muttered in a sleepy haze hoping my wish would come true. But the knocking went on. "I am so sick of this, just go away" I slurred with my face buried in my pillow and it was not until I thought I heard crying I got out of bed to see what was taking place. Nothing in my 23 years had prepared me for what I was about to encounter as I opened the door to discover Auska in shambles. The frail woman was shaking as she lunged her self into my arms and salty tears poured over her face. She yelped and howled in pain as I tried to comfort her, as if some unseen force was hard at work torturing her. I knew it was far too soon to start asking what she was crying about and I busyed myself getting her some blankets and water. Later, when she had stopped crying and she was pacified by her myspace account I asked her what happened. She said Stan before she started her crying again and I felt sick. Truth be told I don't know what happened between Auska and Stan but I cant help but leave now when he shows up. about 5 Am I got back in to bed only to be woken up again 20 minutes with Yoko at my door this time looking for Auska, I set her up on my futon and tried to get some sleep before I had to wake up at 7 to get ready for work.
I'm getting tired .. I'll write about the rest of the weekend tomorrow, until that time ....
IPOD
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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. It has been quite some time since I last posted an entry and I think I'm about due for one. I will start with last weekend because last week was very un-eventful , all I really did was lurk around the building I live in and smoke a bunch of cigarettes. On Friday It was during one of my many smoke breaks of the day that I saw my good friend Kaytee shuffling in and out of her dorm heaving boxes to and fro in preparation for her fast approaching move to Turkey. I am very envious of this move because before I was thrust into this hazy mess of confusion I too was on track to move to Turkey. Many people asked me why I was so excited to move to Turkey, and all of them had reasons why they would never want to go to such a place. I never agreed with any of their reasons and Im not going to waste my time giving examples but I will tell you they were all very ignorant and backed by quotes from the big book and warmongering mentalities. I would quickly site how much fun I was going to have sailing around the medatrainan sea, learning about a new country and its customs and how amazing the women look. I may not get to experience any part of Turkey at all now, at least not on Uncle Sam's dime but Kaytee has this all on a platter and I am very envious of her for this. As happy as Katie is to be moving she was very stressed out with the whole process of moving and she requested that I help her drop her car off at the docks and navigate the train back home. It was a Friday and I knew nobody would miss me If vanished a few hours early so we embarked on our task picking up snacks and a friend of kayties named Jackee. Jaakiee is a 27 year old woman with three sons who immigrated from the Philippines ten years agoe leaving her children behind and ended up marrying a G.I. Jackie had her first son at the tender age of 16 and you can tell right away when you meet her she knows a thing or two about the way the world spins.