age: 63 (Jun 29, 1948)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2011

occupation: FREELANCE ILLUSTRATOR

i lost my virginity: AT 13 TO AN OLDER WOMAN.,,, OF 16.

fantasy: A NIGHT WITH DISCOQUETTE AND MANKO!

heroes: MY FATHER, PASQUALE, RIP. MY MOTHER, GRACE MARIE, RIP. PAT TILLMAN, RIP.

makes me sad: WAR!!!

gets me hot: Obviously a beautiful woman...

crush: DISCOQUETTE CRYSTAL

most humbling moment: Being temporarily paralyzed from the neck down for 7 days, after a fall from a laddar at work.

body mods: FOUR-WAY CERVICAL FUSION, WITH 2 TITANIUM PLATES....AND A COOL SCAR!

into: Beauty, wherever I may find it!

stats: I'M NOT AS TALL AS I USED TO BE! *SEE BELOW V.