age: 35 (Jul 24, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Photographer, Lush, Schmoozer extrodinaire.

stats: Hated stats in math....Failed it. HATE STATS.

body mods: Tattoos, Glasses, Hair Cuts, Shave my face every morning.

sign: Leo

i lost my virginity: and it wasnt cheap.

into: Vodka, Movies, Creating something out of nothing, laughing out loud at sitcoms, making you smile, cooking, home renos, decorating, designing and building furniture, reading, saunas, hugs, Making soup from sratch on Sunday wintery days and letting it simmer while I cuddle up with a girl and watch DVDs...all the while inhaling the scents of the soup.......watching as the windows frost over...

most humbling moment: Living in my studio in Calgary, no shower, no bathrooom, having to meet girls and convince them to take me home with them so I could shower.... After four months of that, the whole Starving Artist thing didnt seem quite so romantic anymore.

makes me sad: Homeless childeren, sad children, hangovers, standing in line like a like a sucka, waiting in line like a little bitch.

makes me happy: Vodka, creation of something out of nothing, a girls smile as soon as she wakes up in the morning sunlight, the way you look when you sleep, a full nights sleep, a fantastic photoshoot, my team Nikki and Vanessa, my friends, making freinds, No Expectations....

fantasy: To be in a huge Air Walk room (the inflatable rooms you jumped in a kid) and have it coated in crisco, have a bottle of vodka on ice and some really good sandwhiches on one end, and me on the other, and have 20 bikini clad sumo girls all helbent on stopping me from having lunch.