age: 25 (Apr 13, 1987)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2008

occupation: I spend my days talking to people who work in New Jersey hospitals. Did you know that New Jersey has more MRI machines than all of Canada?

makes me sad: Busch Light. Bud Dry. Old English. Bud Light. Corona.

body mods: left side Monroe, 0 gauge ears, tragus (left side)

gets me hot: nerds with glasses. sexy librarians. and the French.

heroes: The Reverend Norb, Batman.

most humbling moment: ,

makes me happy: The state of New Jersey. The cute girl who decided to pet my sideburns in Iowa. Sleeping on the roof in Brooklyn. Drunken train rides. Tall cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

i lost my virginity: To a Canadian girl in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

into: Beer. Literature. Comics. Zombies. Dinosaurs. Robots. The hypothetical interactions between Zombies, Dinosaurs, and Robots. Cinema.