age: 39 (Nov 10, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Warrior/Sage

gets me hot: Women

makes me sad: people with their heads up their asses

body mods: 1 tattoo of a dolphin on my ankle

makes me happy: blowjobs and rainbows

most humbling moment: when I realized that I "hate the music kids listen to"

fantasy: One of these days I'd like to watch a couple of midget lesbians go at it on one of those tiny little beds they use to display sheets on at JC Penny's... that would be HOT...

sign: Scorpio

i lost my virginity: It's spotted, and answers to "Ragnar"... If any one finds it, please call me at the number listed below.

crush: The Techno-Viking

heroes: Thorin Oakenshield