age: 98 (Jan 01, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Punk, Haunting Houses

gets me hot: Driving home with a girl and her chanting "I'm gonna get me some"

crush: The alien who visits me in the night, Your Mom

stats: x-ray vision, flight, invulrnablity

why i did sg: I am incapable of love

sign: No Vacancy

fantasy: That someone will understand and respond to my vague refernces, world domination, and some other sexual stuff too That aliens will visit earth and attempt to communicate by broadcasting pornography.

i lost my virginity: but I found it again, along with everyone else's. It goes to a special planet and takes pens and left socks with it. Not far from the planet that mattresses are grown on.

into: Punk, computers, shows, knowing everything, keeping an open mind, being skeptical, haunting haunted houses, chaos

body mods: 3 12g nipple , 3 ear, 2 8g Frenums