"This boy makes my heart implode. He's terribly funny, witty, and all around the most unique soul I've ever met. His smile is dangerous and will probably lead to my impending doom. Beware the charm, ladies. He's like that vampire everyone's obsessing over, but with WAY less self control. "

"Dear Randddyyyyy
I misses you. i miss how you make me laugh and the stupid things we say.

its summer your school should be out COME PAR-TAY!"

"This douche is so funny he makes me almost pee myself in chat. All I have to say is... Machine hands, cock showers, techno fight, the angels have the phone box and shitrock. Awesomest guy ever, even though he calls Depeche Mode, Depeche-y Mode. The Chancellor of Nerddom, the ruler of gay green coffee mugs. Besides me... this is the only guy you have to look out for. "