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[grins] good to see you too.

things accomplished this weekend:

my gf and i are watching through all of supernatural. i think all the sexy, black-eyed, demon chicks are having an effect on us. we are both extremely sore.

today has been nothing but cookies, cigarettes, exorcisms, and orgasms.

it's disorienting to be this happy.

being happy means not having much to complain about.

it also means you're often drenched in sweat and out of breath.

see? nothing to complain about.

while i was away, everything changed.

it was four months ago today that i rebooted my life. i got out of my hellish long distance nightmare and met jocelyn. immediately i knew i had found someone completely amazing, so brilliant and sweet and truly capable of anything. she and i are perfect for each other. the way we connect is almost eerie. this has definitely been the best four months of my life.

in other news, my daughter has been experimenting with vulgarity as humor, so today she and i were going back and forth:

Me: i'm going to beat you up.
Her: i'm going to Kill you.
Me: Well i'm going to kill you Twice.
Her: oh yeah? well i'm gonna FUCK YOU.

this was followed by a discussion about inappropriate things to say to pretty much anyone.

one of my classmates at my martial arts studio dislocated his elbow while sparring. he tried to post instead of roll when being thrown. not so wise. jocelyn got a video of it. if you go frame by frame you can see when his arm bends in a very, very wrong direction.

some images:

my ladies.

this is called parenting.

jocelyn does aerial fabrics. she's sort of fucking incredible.


she does hula hooping too. you know, with all the amazing tricks and such. yeah. and she's smarter than me. and so very, very nice.

i'm pretty convinced she's either a hallucination, or a robot trying to seduce my secrets away.

so i was thinking about sg today and my tendencies to... ahem... allow the viewing public access to all manner of images of me, and i realized that my junk had been seen in at least FIVE different countries. while this might make some less exhibitionist and more sane people pause, i'm sort of proud that my wang is an international playboy, gracing Europe one minute only to jaunt off to Venezula or Australia for dinner and then it's off to Canada for dancing! i've decided as a minigoal (i.e. a goal i don't actively pursue but still attempt to accomplish. you know, like writing or art or any of those things i claim to do but don't) to see exactly in how many countries i get someone to willing look at my penis. so if you're reading this and you're in china or japan or germany or something, we've got work to do.

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it looks like i'm back, if only for three months.

may god have blah blah on your blahs.