IÂ’ve written before about how much I hate other parents, right? Hold on, let me rifle through my essays past and double checkÂ…

Â…vicodinÂ…lesbian pornÂ…my...

O Dear friends! What a prolonged spell! What a gap! Where has the laughter gone? Why the tears? Why the tears, baby? You know IÂ’d never mean to hurt...

The First-Ever “Rob is in a movie being released this weekend” Movie Review!


I play a small but fun role in a hilarious movie opening this Friday called...

Things I can see from seat 6A:

I see a woman. SheÂ’s dressed in a yellow blazer like they used to wear on ABC sports back in the seventies. SheÂ’s about...

The Line, Eleven-Year-Old-Girls, Racism, Rape, Poo-PooÂ…

I was in line by 4:30, standing behind two eleven-year-old girls. I laughed out loud when I...

Yesterday morning I observed my usual procrastination ritual before settling down to work. I ate a Luna Bar (I am 100% straight), IMÂ’d my friend Jason,...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
With Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hogging the bad-girl spotlight, one party hopper has managed to limbo under the paparazziÂ’s...

My brother Nate and I went to Boston this weekend to host a benefit for local autistic children. We HATE autism. We hate everything about it. Everything.

“They have really dry hair from the chlorine, they have poor complexions from all the sun and they have the shadow of my middle finger stretching across...

“Every second is a miracle,” he said, attempting to flip through the newer Baby Einstein videos while navigating around the three-month-old strapped to...

Good to see you.
We met at that thing. For the kids.
No, IÂ’m not sure if Shari Belefonte was thereÂ…
Do you like her? I can introduce.

Yeah, itÂ’s...

Ah, the minds of babes! So full, and yet, so preposterously empty!

My three nieces are visiting my wife and me for a few days. They are staying in...

Mal Biederman wasnÂ’t Jewish, though her looks and surname would have had you thinking otherwise. She had olive skin, a pronounced nose and blue-grey eyes...

Hey. ItÂ’s your best friend here. The guy thatÂ’s always pushing you to do some bonkers shit? ArenÂ’t you glad you have me around? I mean would you really...

“The TV Corner”
The Shreveport Daily Trumpeter
written by: Stutz Blackhawk


The new Fox sitcom The Winner is anything but! That...

The following is the second in a series of excerpts that SuicideGirls is running from the now-famous interview Rob Corddry gave Playboy Magazine...

The following is an excerpt from the now-famous interview Rob Corddry gave Playboy magazine back in 1977. He was candid, personal, challenging and...

So youÂ’ve murdered someone, huh? Well, youÂ’ve just gained entrance to a varied, distinct and very exclusive club, more secret than Skull and Bones and...

From the Editor:
Having been this yearÂ’s recipient of Yale UniversityÂ’s prestigious Bollingen Prize for poetry, it has been announced that two of Rob CorddryÂ’s...

When it is my privilege to be working on a motion picture I often keep a journal of the process, both for posterity and so that, someday, young aspiring...