age: 33 (Sep 08, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2008
occupation: Sound and Lighting Technician, Freelance Media Manager & Consultant. I get paid to work with rock stars at live concerts. The hours are incredibly long, the work can be ridiculously dangerous and the job security sucks... but damn, catering is fucking G
crush: I need one.
i lost my virginity: Awkwardly. And, in my opinion, several times.
makes me sad: the current state of the economy - It's effecting ticket sales
fantasy: To be happy every day of my life.
gets me hot: Confidence, cuteness and charisma. Oh yeah, and a killer stare...
into: Music, Motorcycles, Creativity, Cats, Learning, Exploration, Intrigue, Travel, Variety. I worship at the alter of live music and have been blessed with the opportunity to make a living doing so.
heroes: Django, the Stevies, Miles, Charlie, John & Paul, Phil, Richard, Bill... Whoever successfully prosecutes the Bush administration for crimes against humanity.
most humbling moment: When I realized that however badly I wanted the G.I.Joe Aircraft Carrier, it wasn't worth crying over. Children starve to death all over the world. I can pretend my dad's guitar is an Aircraft Carrier.
makes me happy: Gadgetry, Music & Mary Jane. Bangin' Road Trips & Random Adventures. Long make outs, rough sex and belly laughter.
body mods: current blank canvas.
Is there a town in California or Arizona or whatever where girls actually get paid in CUM?
Did she really suck and fuck that guy just for a couple of shots of his man juice?? Was that 2 hour-long video shoot on the hood of a Mustang in 6-inch heels and huge bullshit hair really worth a few squirts of man-batter?
Are there any rentals available that allow pets cause I’m fucking there!
I’m shooting money out of my dick EVERY DAY (sometimes several times a day) and not getting anything in exchange! No goods, no services, no hot wet teens OR slutty MILFs.
OK, I'm getting a few hot wet teens and slutty MILFs but I seriously doubt they're in it for my cum.
What tax bracket are you in if you deal exclusively in cum? Like , if you get audited...
“uh, ma’am under ‘gross yearly income’ it says here you made ‘13 gallons’? what is that?”
"That's semen. It was a very good year."
“I see... yes, well.. .that certainly is GROSS yearly inCUM but not exactly what the IRS was looking for with this particular form...”
Pesky