age: 32 (Aug 19, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2011
occupation: Deviant
sign: Leo
crush: Shannyn Sossamon
body mods: Not enough
makes me sad: John Denver being dead.
heroes: Grandfather
fantasy: Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log on Santa Claus' tummy tum :)
makes me happy: Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.....no wait, that was John Denver. Shit! Oh, not dying in a plane crash, that makes me happy. That was an asshole thing to say, he was a good dude.
i lost my virginity: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
into: Tattoos, Frank Kozik art, Frank Frazetta art, Countless other bands, Going to shows as often as possible, Baltimore, Athens, NYC

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