into: verygeneric.com (another shamless plug) ,being an emaciated, reclusive drunken comic book nerd; old photographs and photography in general, working on my school of thought, dogs, egyptology, vitamins, jagermeister, extremely long showers, porn,
not into: religion, politics, fashion, family gatherings, reality TV, cleaning out my car
makes me happy: laughing at stupid stuff, puppies, having a drink with someone other than myself, when famous people get arrested, music.
makes me sad: friends who stab me in the back, rejection slips, constantly being lonely, animal cruelty, the news, homeless people, dead animals on the highway,the fact that Bill Hicks is dead and Larry the Cable Guy is not.
5 things i can't live without: cigarettes, alcohol, my car, music, my debit card
vices: sloth, greed, envy (You know, the usual).
thoughts on sg: It's okay
gender: male
occupation: I make $9 an hour at Blockbuster and I'm34 years old. I lose.
current crush: Adam's mom. She's a whole lotta woman!
stats: I came on Eileen
heroes: All of my heros are dead.
gets me hot: big dough eyes, nerds, dorks, a sense of humor, laughter, vulgarity, girls in wife beaters, common and book sense, self confidence, hips and pink lips
favorite position: I can't remember. I think doggy was pretty nifty.
fantasy: To be stupid rich, yo!
sign: ( )0( )
most humbling moment: June 22, 1987. Funny how you remember the exact date.
i lost my virginity: a long time ago. I was a complete nervous wreck in the moments leading up to it. I think it took me all of 5 mintues from beginning to end.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET:
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Retro, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish.