into: being an emaciated, reclusive drunken comic book nerd; old photographs and photography in general, working on my school of thought, dogs, vitamins, jagermeister, extremely long showers, porn,
not into: religion, politics, fashion, family gatherings, reality TV, cleaning out my car
makes me happy: laughing at stupid stuff, puppies, having a drink with someone other than myself, when famous people get arrested, music.
makes me sad: My sex life, animal cruelty, the news, homeless people, dead animals on the highway,the fact that Bill Hicks is dead and Larry the Cable Guy is not.
hobbies: masturbating
5 things i can't live without: cigarettes, alcohol, my car, music, my debit card
vices: sloth, greed, envy (You know, the usual).
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: masturbating
occupation: I work in a sex shop and get really sick of hearing "I'm just looking."
current crush: Yeah, I have a current crush. So there.
stats: I came on Eileen
body mods: I did but now I don't.
heroes: All of my heroes are dead.
gets me hot: nerds, a sense of humor, laughter, vulgarity, girls in wife beaters, common and book sense, self confidence
favorite position: Women don't find me sexually attractive.
fantasy: To do the Party Boy dance with Chris Pontius.
sign: ...here, here and here...
most humbling moment: June 22, 1987. Funny how you remember the exact date.
i lost my virginity: I did! Isn't that amazing?!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Booty
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva
