into: My Snoopy Sno Cone Machine
not into: Pretty women out walkin' with gorillas down my street.
makes me happy: No good shall come of this.
makes me sad: No good shall come of this.
5 things i can't live without: Diva, Nana, Luna, Lola, Vida, and Alba
vices: Self indulgences.
i spend most of my free time: Retrospecting.
occupation: Traditional Swedish Yule Goat
current crush: I love lamp.
stats: 60% less sass-mouth.
body mods: Scars flown proud.
heroes: Singer songwriters, martyrs. clumsy strippers, single mothers, poets, the unsung, the selfless, Mr. Hooper, Grand Old Men, the Ancient and Honorable, the loyal, Neddy Goon, Amelia Earhart, St. Sebastian, Sam Cooke
gets me hot: She kiss my face and says life means nothing at all
favorite position: gives me foot cramps.
fantasy: A supernumerary nipple
sign: Frogs Crown Pip!
most humbling moment: is probably imminent.
i lost my virginity: I'm sure its with my sunglasses.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship