age: 34 (Dec 24, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: full-time mother. customer service representative. freelance makeup artist. professional bitch.

heroes: Kid A

makes me happy: staring at the sky

makes me sad: saying goodbye

stats: short, round, and belligerent as fuck.

crush: Johnny Craig. Kevin Smith. Chris Hemsworth. Jennifer Tilly's voice. the new bouncer. Zombie Snack Cake. Estrada. boys that dance. boys with low voices. boys with beards. boys with tattoos. girls with curves and long legs. Jeremy Renner. Spike Gillespie.

i lost my virginity: at age 20. thinking back, i definitely would have chosen a different person. pretty sure there were heavy drugs involved in that decision.

body mods: a random smattering of tattoos including five bats, a stylized anatomical heart, two poison bottles, and about one-half of a Munsters-themed sleeve. three facial piercings. one brand that was the unfortunate result of a drunken tweenage dare.