age: 33 (Dec 24, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2010
occupation: customer service representative, makeup artist, full-time parent/lunatic/insomniac, object of obsession
i lost my virginity: later in life than most.
crush: wouldn't you like to know?
makes me happy: staring at the sky with my nine-year-old
makes me sad: saying goodbye, animal abuse
body mods: a random smattering of tattoos including five bats, a stylized anatomical heart, two poison bottles, and about one-third of a Munsters-themed sleeve. three facial piercings. one brand that was the unfortunate result of a drunken tweenage dare.
BLOGS
I should not watch family-oriented programming on Netflix right now. 1 - it makes me feel like a failure at life because single parents on TV make it look easy. 2 - I want another baby. 3a - I want a partner, not just some guy that I hang out with for a minute. 3b - I'm tired of being single. I'm tired of dating. I want holding hands and birthday flowers and goodnight kisses. 3c - I want a stay-at-home dad. 4 - dudes that hit on me are almost never as charming as TV characters who hit on single moms.
Gah.
Gah.
JUNE 2012
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ReniValentine