into: Gaming, Writing, Watching TV, Going to the movies, hot girls. Boobs. Hot girls with nice boobs.Intelligent conversation.

not into: Drama. Pain. Veggies. Hugely popular fads (10 years ago it was Pokemon, 5 years ago it was Harry Potter, now it's Twilight), internet assholes

makes me happy: Spending time with my friends, playing videogames, sleeping, making out with a cute girl.

makes me sad: Losing touch with friends. Wondering if the girl I like likes me back and finding out I'm like a brother to her. My stepmother. When someone uses the anonymity of the internet as an excuse to be a punk bitch. Seeing a girl or a child cry.

hobbies: Gaming, saving the world.

5 things i can't live without: Laptop, Internet, PS2, Hobbes...no 5th

vices: Sloth, wrath

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Websurfing.

occupation: Cowboy/Zombie Hunter/Monster Slayer/Hero

current crush: Aha. Haha. Hahaha. Bwahaha. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

stats: King size can of whoopass in an attractive portable package

body mods: I'm packing a lot of heat....between my ears.

heroes: Anyone who stands up for what they believe in, even at great cost to themselves.

gets me hot: well now, that would be telling, wouldn't it?

favorite position: The one that involves a girl.

fantasy: My Kung Fu is strong

sign: Does anyone take this astrology crap seriously?

most humbling moment: Realizing that even with the cosmic power of the universe at my fingertips, I still can't remember my name around pretty girls.

i lost my virginity: *Shines halo.*

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Straight Edge, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories