age: 62 (Aug 09, 1945)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: Naysayer.

gets me hot: Fun, wit, enjoyment of life.

i lost my virginity: ...to a mexican mafia princess. Soon distanced. A funny drinking story.

crush: I never think I crush easily. And then I *DO* crush, and it's like, what just happened?

makes me sad: I see limits before they are limiting.

sign: Leo - a supervillain born of the Nagasaki blast.

into: Social things with social people. Be one. You are? Great! We should hang. I'll crash on your couch, you can crash on mine.

makes me happy: What makes you think I'm happy? I could be crying tears out, you freak. You don't even care! How could you? Hahahaha.

heroes: Why does it have to be heroes? Why can't it be the a villain like the Candyman, seducing sweet things with sweet things?

most humbling moment: Putting a humbling moment up is like trying to encapsulate why it's humbling, but it's not, because you're telling the world about how you're now humble, which you suddenly unbecome.

fantasy: Yes, please.