Diary of a loser magnet;
Friday night. The young punk blew me off this week, and when I saw him at a club last night, he acted like we hardly knew each other. It's that "I'm ignoring you" game. Which was funny, because in order for that to work I had to really want to talk to him, which I didn't. I did take the opportunity when I saw he was leaving to tell him that he left his fucking underwear at my place. Loser.
I also met a new guy last night, and spent all evening talking with him. He was flirty, relatively good looking, and was really into me. He got my phone number, we made out in my car, and we went back to my place to hang out. When we are at my place he tells me that he has a seroius LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND. What the fuck? When I am visibly upset that he is a lying cheating prick, he proceeds to give me the three following "patented" speeches with some additional supporting material;
1) I've never done this before/I am not a cheater. Additionally, I've always wanted to nail a redhead, and you are hot.
2)If only I had met you first/we're so perfect for each other. Plus I've always wanted to nail a redhead, and you are hot.
3)Don't tell anybody about this. You wouldn't want anyone talking about you.
For fuck's sake. I mean, really, this is ridiculous. First of all, he is a cheater and I don't believe he's never picked up chicks behind his girlfriend's back before. He is too good at it. Secondly, if I had met him first and was his girlfriend, he'd be cheating on me. Thirdly, I am in no way his "Dirty little secret", and you better believe that I told every girlfriend in town to point and laugh at him if they ever see him in public.
I wore my Loser Magnet t-shirt today in honour of last night's events.
Can't wait to see what Saturday night brings!
Hope everyone is having a less dramatic weekend.
Friday night. The young punk blew me off this week, and when I saw him at a club last night, he acted like we hardly knew each other. It's that "I'm ignoring you" game. Which was funny, because in order for that to work I had to really want to talk to him, which I didn't. I did take the opportunity when I saw he was leaving to tell him that he left his fucking underwear at my place. Loser.
I also met a new guy last night, and spent all evening talking with him. He was flirty, relatively good looking, and was really into me. He got my phone number, we made out in my car, and we went back to my place to hang out. When we are at my place he tells me that he has a seroius LIVE IN GIRLFRIEND. What the fuck? When I am visibly upset that he is a lying cheating prick, he proceeds to give me the three following "patented" speeches with some additional supporting material;
1) I've never done this before/I am not a cheater. Additionally, I've always wanted to nail a redhead, and you are hot.
2)If only I had met you first/we're so perfect for each other. Plus I've always wanted to nail a redhead, and you are hot.
3)Don't tell anybody about this. You wouldn't want anyone talking about you.
For fuck's sake. I mean, really, this is ridiculous. First of all, he is a cheater and I don't believe he's never picked up chicks behind his girlfriend's back before. He is too good at it. Secondly, if I had met him first and was his girlfriend, he'd be cheating on me. Thirdly, I am in no way his "Dirty little secret", and you better believe that I told every girlfriend in town to point and laugh at him if they ever see him in public.
I wore my Loser Magnet t-shirt today in honour of last night's events.
Can't wait to see what Saturday night brings!
Hope everyone is having a less dramatic weekend.
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