"Here he is, ladies and gents. The man who resurrected me from the SG graveyard. The Necromancer. The Reanimator. The... uh...

Well, at any rate, this shy bastard kicks ass. He's actually the older brother of one of my best friends, and he also happens to be a programming whiz. He was making friggin' computer games before he even got out of high school. And they don't teach that sort of shit at the high school we went to! But I digress. He's got a fucking hilarious sense of humor, and awesome taste in music.

Plus, he got me hooked on DDR. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, though. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to die while playing. Might be a bad thing. But I like it."