"She's the only person that when I say, "I'd put a finger in it," I actually mean it.

5 years, bitch. Crazy."

"She puts the muff in chocolate muffins."

"Rannie's sucrerie est le meilleur. Elle est ma coeur."

"she laughs at all of my bad jokes and she steals my blankets.

i think i'll keep her."

"rannie is so fucking cute.

she looks like a live version of a blythe doll.

I love her."

""

"Ranniematic. Still Illmatic. "

"Five words to describe my Rannie-Pants...

1. Considerate

2. Loyal

3. Thoughtful

4. Beautiful

5. Unstoppable

You might not ever be lucky enough to have my Rannie-Pants speak to you, but if she does, watch out, because my bitch measures her words carefully and they will knock your socks off. "

"You're my best friend....I love you mucho mucho."

"

Please come nap in the sun with me animatronic Rannie. We will sing, we will dance, we will nuzzle bellies and then we will eat salmon croquettes with gravy and waffles. It will be glorious! "

"I love my RAPTOR!"

"Rannie rocks. Mr Jones is a very lucky man. She made my SG world just a little more fun. She can out google image me, but never rubbed it in my face.
I'll miss sweet Rannie, and LE DOOK very much. "

"she is aces.

a diamond in the rough.

I lough her."

"

i am an animatronic cat. therefore, i know my shit, bitches. and i have to say that this human has red fur like mine and is fit to represent red animals like myself. she is not animatronic, but some day i think she could be. "

"*looks up with tears welling in eyes...Bruce Springstein begins to play in background.*

you....complete....me.....




I TOM CRUISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!"