age: 37 (Jan 01, 1975)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2002
occupation: I help other people be better writers, and when they don't listen to me I get pissed off.
sign: Yield.
gets me hot: New York in August.
crush: Girl crush alert: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.
makes me sad: Zealots of all stripes.
heroes: Preferably chicken parm from a corner deli.
makes me happy: Surprising myself with new and interesting ways to enjoy being on this planet. Other people who enjoy the same.
into: My sparkly purple dildo. Searching the interwebs for exciting porn for straight girls. Cooking, reading, long walks on the beach, yadda yadda.
I am officially addicted to Kozy Shack chocolate pudding. Tending a sick BF, watching Weeds, and debating what it would be like to get with Nancy Botwin or Andy Botwin. Andy could use more muscle tone, but I'd do him.








