“All that and a bag of vegan chips. RICE has the best laugh and goofy grin. He's one of the few people that I'd trust to watch my back.”

“i like rice. with butter. but not RICE with butter, because...well i think he'd get a restraining order, and he's vegan, and butter isn't vegan. so i guess, if i was around RICE with rice, i'd eat rice, but not RICE, with margarine. or maybe soy sauce. but i'm not big on soy sauce on RICE..err...rice.

ok, the real deal: i cannot believe how awesome RICE is. he's a gentleman, sweet, but is also the type of guy i'd want in my corner if any bar brawl went down. he's funny, but when he's serious, you want to hear what he has to say. and oh my gosh! he gives the BEST hugs, and has the sweetest dog in the universe.

also, i want him to paint something for me someday. his art is awesome.”

“simply put: the man”

“Rice is like my brother from another mother. He's so awesome it hurts. One day he and I are going to conquer the world while riding motorcycle-stallions and wielding enormous battle axes and machine guns, and then we're going to fuck your sister, and you're going to love it.”

“Rice is a veritable force to be reckoned with.”

“You would NEVER guess that he doesn't eat pigglets for breakfast. He is loud, rude, smelly, and has a dirty south accent. He will drink you under the table while he nibbles on a bean burrito. He's pretty much the raddest thing to come out of the south since skynyrd.”